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Cocaine Demotivational Poster

WHERE WERE YOU - when Lindsay Lohan sneezed?


TAGS: cocaine colorado john denver
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hermit57 - January 28, 2011, 2:42 am
So, according to this map,Ohio is considered the nerdiest because of the high use of Libraries. I lived in Dayton.While in the library, I noticed that the high use reflects the amount of homeless people coming in to stay warm or get out of the rain!
Aelo Telstar - January 27, 2011, 5:33 am
I'm moving to Idaho!
ICEMAN - January 27, 2011, 1:34 am
Don't count out Arizona.
TheABC - January 27, 2011, 1:26 am
I love Idaho :) our only problem is weak government influence, and that doesn't even matter... the only state with more guns is texas, and we don't take crap from them liberals
tryal - January 26, 2011, 3:56 pm
ummm Massachusetts actually has the best drivers....everywhere else just sucks really really bad
Donkasaurus - January 26, 2011, 12:52 pm
Sickly is like, anorexic, unhealthy, unfit, wasting away. Poorest health means they've got heart problems, birth defects, genetic diseases etc...
Airman - January 26, 2011, 10:44 am
because they can
Anonymous2 - January 25, 2011, 10:52 pm
Wait... how can Kansas have the poorest health and then Georgia claim most sickly?

UNTOLD TRUTH - Kids love it to

TAGS: cocaine
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agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 12:02 am
The cornerstone of any successful business... repeat customers! 5L
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 9:04 pm

lol...love it.

flour -

TAGS: carded for flour cocaine wtf
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CloudchaserS - September 25, 2013, 3:20 am
Would I be correct in thinking that they're doing it because they think kids will try to sell it as cocaine?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 24, 2013, 8:16 pm
And they might want to sample it. That's when those things get nasty. You've seen movies; True Romance. Wrong thing said at the wrong time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2013, 6:39 pm
that's correct. If you sell a tiny flap of sugar when the buyer expects cocaine, you're charged with selling cocaine...Happened to a guy I went to school with. It was hilarious, he was a douche bag.
curlyrocks - September 24, 2013, 5:20 pm
I was told in Ontario and probably the rest of Canada you are charged with what you represent selling. And you're probably correct that they won't hand over the cash until they have evidence of you representing it as cocaine. But you might get lucky.
lgvernon - September 24, 2013, 3:53 pm

Curly~~that's called 'sales in lieu of', and trust me, it's very unlikely that any cop is going to pass over buy money until he/she has enough on ***e to make it clear the seller is selling dope~~whether it turns out to be bogus or not.
curlyrocks - September 24, 2013, 3:19 pm
I always wondered what would happen if you sold flower to cops trying to set up a sting. So long as you never call it cocaine you should be fine.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 24, 2013, 2:58 pm
In the Bay Area I've had this occur numerous times. First Walsnot then Safeway.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 24, 2013, 2:58 pm
In the Bay Area I've had this occur numerous times. First Walsnot then Safeway.
CloudchaserS - September 24, 2013, 11:41 am
Who and where? I goodsearched, but couldn't find anything.